In Sunday's blog entry, I promised that I would share with you some of the other interesting things that I saw at the Green Festival in San Francisco. There's quite a lot to mention, so I'll divide it all out into separate postings. For today's topic, I want to describe some of the more notable products that you can now buy to live a greener lifestyle. So here goes:
Do your friends and family give you crap for not staying in touch? Well, now you can give them crap back with Mr. Ellie Pooh's Elephant Dung Paper! Yes, folks, Mr. Pooh will supply you with exotic stationery and gifts that are "100% recycled, 75% elephant pooh, and 100% fun!" So say goodbye to toxic paper mills—Mr. Ellie Pooh's pachyderm pulping machines are here to stay!
Is kitty really pooping on your sustainable lifestyle? Is it "paws"-itively driving you catty? Well, don't get mad... get Swheat Scoop! Swheat Scoop is the environmentally-friendly kitty litter, made with naturally processed wheat! It contains no chemicals, no clay, and no gluten... which means no more worries! Swheet!!!
And no child should be left with his or her behind in plastic diapers... especially when they just pile up in our landfills. Instead, you need to be using gDiapers, the world's only flushable, compostable diaper! When you flush a gDiaper, valuable nutrients can be recovered at the wastewater treatment plant and turned into biosolids, which are used as fertilizer. And when you compost a gDiaper, it will add nutrients to the soil in your garden. With gDiapers, you'll be living the real "cradle-to-cradle" lifestyle!
(All right... I just realized that all the "interesting" products I saw at the Green Festival revolve around poop of some sort. This wasn't intentional. I guess poop is a big concern in leading a sustainable lifestyle. Let me throw out a non-poop item for you.)
Do your batteries ever go out in your flashlight, leaving you literally "in the dark"? Well, now there's a solution! It's the Hybrid Light, the first battery and solar-powered flashlight of its kind! Like your Prius, you can now switch back and forth between power sources! Just click the button, and you will always be beaming with pride! And you thought solar powered flashlights were just a joke!
That's all for now. Tomorrow, I'll tell you about some of the foods that I found interesting at the Green Festival. Don't spoil your appetite.
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
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